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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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