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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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