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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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