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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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