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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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