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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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