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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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