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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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