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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗
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