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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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