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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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