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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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