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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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