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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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