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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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