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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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