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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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