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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
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