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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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