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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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