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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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