Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.