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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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