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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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