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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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