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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍
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