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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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