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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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