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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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