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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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