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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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