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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
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