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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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