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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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