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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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