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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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