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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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