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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Stella eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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