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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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