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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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