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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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