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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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