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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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