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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Snort eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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