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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Spock eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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