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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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