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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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