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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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