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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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