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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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