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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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