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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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