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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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