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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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